I Don’t Crash, I Do Surprise Dismounts Tee
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I Don’t Crash, I Do Surprise Dismounts Tee
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- Snarkosaurus Tees
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Because every cyclist knows—it wasn’t a crash, it was an unexpected exit strategy. The I Don’t Crash, I Do Surprise Dismounts Tee is made for riders who embrace the chaos, laugh it off, and get back on the bike.
Soft, comfortable, and built for post-ride hangs (or explaining your bruises), this tee delivers just the right mix of humor and truth.
- DTG-optimized fabric means every design prints crisp, bold, and vibrant—just like your mood.
- Comes in a wide lineup of colors, so you can pick the shade that best matches your chaos level.
- Made with eco-friendly materials and responsible production practices, because caring about the planet is the one thing we’ll never be sarcastic about.
Perfect for mountain bikers, road cyclists, gravel grinders, and anyone who believes falling is just part of the ride.
Wear it proudly. We know what really happened. 🚴♀️😅
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 | |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
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