I’m Not Always Sarcastic Tee
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For those whose resting state is sarcasm — and whose only break is a nap. The “I’m Not Always Sarcastic, Sometimes I’m Asleep” tee delivers your signature attitude with a side of comfort. Crafted for softness, simplicity, and style, this tee is perfect for anyone fluent in eye rolls and witty comebacks.
- 🧵 Material: 100% cotton.
- 👗 Fit: Classic fit.
- 💪 Durability: Taped neck and shoulders for extended wear.
- 🌍 Sustainability: Created using eco-friendly processes.
Perfect for nap lovers, sarcasm specialists, and anyone who believes sleep is just a recharge for more wit.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
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